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I hurt my thumb today!
:( :cry:
TheXatom
09-10-2002, 23:05
Gah !
Worst injury would be fucking my ankle up or perhaps for pain being badly sunburnt.
definitely doin my back in, not able to get up for 2 weeks even to go to the bog!! Damn embarrasing!
getting my arm burnt by hot water... uggghhh... good thing I was only 2 and really can't remember how much pain that must've brought me... I got 6 mnths in the hospital getting to play my toys and no parents (except on visits)... :thumbs:
TheXatom
09-10-2002, 23:37
Burns are the worst :(
I bet no one can beat my injury.
You will just have to believe me though as i aint got a dig camera.
Its worthy of being in FHM:p
Truesk8er
10-10-2002, 00:41
Broke left arm
AxeWound
10-10-2002, 01:46
http://rtcw.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=3683 :bigcry:
cut of my tip of my little finger , the nail as grown around the tip :D i was 3 when my sister jammed it in the door, bitch.
BlackRider
10-10-2002, 02:11
Originally posted by Pedders
I bet no one can beat my injury.
You will just have to believe me though as i aint got a dig camera.
Its worthy of being in FHM:p
tell us the injury?
I took a ride in a friends truck whilst it was rolling end over end. Ended up with a broken neck and had to wear one of those damn 'halos' for about 6 months (was hot Oklahoma summer too)! Now I have a piece of my arse bone embedded in my head, well it's actually in my upper neck I suppose.
Obviously I can still move my hands and such, but my pecker just aint been the same since.:confused: :p
Ok, hopefully this cuts out a lot of piss talk:
Camp fire
Wood burnig
Stolen wood
Wood covered in creosote
Molten pools of tar forming at the side of the fire
Me bare foot
3rd party dares me to jump camp fire
Me clears camp fire
Foot lands in pool of molten tar
Runing around with a hot foot
Me wonders why my foot wont bend around the ankle
See solidified black shit around my foot
Me rips it off in a drunken mess
Half of my foot skin comes off with it
Friends too scared to phone ambulance at nearest booth
Me runs out to the beach shore only 0.5 miles away (to cool down)
Raw flesh wound dipped in salt water
Me cries
Another 0.5 mile journey back
Seditative effect of alcohol not working
Me runs/hops to nearest phone booth 1 mile away
Me adds sand to the salt water infected wound
Ambulance arrives 1 hour later
With police car
Me in super-agony
Me put in ambulance
And questioned about stolen wood
Friends had stolen wood from garden fences - illegal theft
Me says "FUCK YOU I DONT CARE WHERE THE WOOD CAME FROM, TAKE ME TO HOSPITAL YOU CUNTSSSSS"
Me taken to the nearest hospital: a 15 mile journey in an ambulance driven by a fuckin madman
10 weeks later is when my foot can be walked on.
All true.
I can send you pics of my scar ridden foot for proof/erotiscism if you like...
[edit: spelling}
FUCK!!! Delta, that does indeed sound like a shit load of pain.... Infact i do believe that a grimace appeared accross m face as i read......
I will throw in my pennies worth : -
New House,
Walk to School,
Corner-Shop for Chewits(Strawberry)
Step Out-Side,
Get Mowed down by a Car.....
Fooked lying there, a little broken 8yr old child... 6weeks in traction.... No Movement. I had Broken Several bones.....
Illiac(Pelvis) Femur(Right Leg) Radiu(Right Arm) and Numerous cuts and Bruises......
I healed well thought and know the only way you'd ever tell is by the constant circle i walk in.....
Did you know that when you are struck by a car your shoes fly off!?!?!?!?!
TheXatom
10-10-2002, 05:24
Originally posted by Delta
I can send you pics of my scar ridden foot for proof/erotiscism if you like...
Plz do. Forums preferable if not xatom@msn.com.
VanCleef
10-10-2002, 05:33
Originally posted by Dilko
New House,
Walk to School,
Corner-Shop for Chewits(Strawberry)
Step Out-Side,
Get Mowed down by a Car.....
Strawberry Chewits are great! :D
right well I'm a clumsy **** so here goes, what I can remember from youngest age to present:
major burn to right side of torso when aged 6 (me wants cookie, kettle boiling...) :(
age 11. bouncy castle. big kids all jump at same time in order to catapult me over castle wall, thus landing in field breaking my arm :(
age 14. playing "off ground touch" at school, me jumps onto wall with 6ft drop on other side, stacks it and lands headfirst onto concrete, man that hurt. explains a lot tho....:rolleyes:
age 15. camping in woods. brother (****) whacks me on the head with a fish slice, big gash lots of blood. (probably lost a few brain cells that day too...)
age 17. tried to get out of mates car whilst he's still doing 15-20mph (stoned :rolleyes: ) . he hits the brakes, rear wheel skids ON MY FOOT, rips my shoe apart and procedes to burn into my foot, thus revealing bone inside - nice. shock made me laugh histerically for about 20 seconds until it hit home. on crutches for
a few weeks :(
age 22. very pissed off with a certain somebody. decided that my kitchen cupboard should fucking pay. gives it my best right hook but unfortunately snapped a bone in my hand in half. 2 days later I'm having micro surgery on my hand to repair it and I watched the whole thing (very drugged up), I was actually laughing as the surgeon did the biz with the inside of my hand on show. half hour op, was well cool. 6 weeks later, time for metal pins to come back out of my hand but this time they only give me local anaesthetic to numb the pain. NUMB THE PAIN??!?! OMFG, the **** cut my hand open again and was scraping the metal pins along my bone AARRGGHGHHH fuck me that is definately the worst pain I've ever felt, seemed to last for ages :( nurse on other side of table had to talk to me constantly throughout, anyone listening would have thought it was a bloke giving birth to a 10 stone baby!!!!!!!!!!
1 month ago. tried to split 2 frozen burgers in half with a v sharp knife (haha) stabbed myself in the hand and was v luck not to damage any tendons etc. damn that fuckin hurt too and bled like a bastard. 7 and a half hours in A+E :\
that's all I can remember.
LOL @ Snacker you dumbass:D
Mine was being glassed in a pub fight:rolleyes:
7 stitches in the side of my head (the head bleeds hard BTW) and three stiches above my left eyebrow.
You would have thought this was painful enough but no.
I had a job interview the next morning.:(
Originally posted by Tony Montana
my head once fell off
roflmfao
SMELLULATER
10-10-2002, 11:34
Originally posted by Snacker
right well I'm a clumsy **** so here goes, what I can remember from youngest age to present:
major burn to right side of torso when aged 6 (me wants cookie, kettle boiling...) :(
age 11. bouncy castle. big kids all jump at same time in order to catapult me over castle wall, thus landing in field breaking my arm :(
age 14. playing "off ground touch" at school, me jumps onto wall with 6ft drop on other side, stacks it and lands headfirst onto concrete, man that hurt. explains a lot tho....:rolleyes:
age 15. camping in woods. brother (****) whacks me on the head with a fish slice, big gash lots of blood. (probably lost a few brain cells that day too...)
age 17. tried to get out of mates car whilst he's still doing 15-20mph (stoned :rolleyes: ) . he hits the brakes, rear wheel skids ON MY FOOT, rips my shoe apart and procedes to burn into my foot, thus revealing bone inside - nice. shock made me laugh histerically for about 20 seconds until it hit home. on crutches for
a few weeks :(
age 22. very pissed off with a certain somebody. decided that my kitchen cupboard should fucking pay. gives it my best right hook but unfortunately snapped a bone in my hand in half. 2 days later I'm having micro surgery on my hand to repair it and I watched the whole thing (very drugged up), I was actually laughing as the surgeon did the biz with the inside of my hand on show. half hour op, was well cool. 6 weeks later, time for metal pins to come back out of my hand but this time they only give me local anaesthetic to numb the pain. NUMB THE PAIN??!?! OMFG, the **** cut my hand open again and was scraping the metal pins along my bone AARRGGHGHHH fuck me that is definately the worst pain I've ever felt, seemed to last for ages :( nurse on other side of table had to talk to me constantly throughout, anyone listening would have thought it was a bloke giving birth to a 10 stone baby!!!!!!!!!!
1 month ago. tried to split 2 frozen burgers in half with a v sharp knife (haha) stabbed myself in the hand and was v luck not to damage any tendons etc. damn that fuckin hurt too and bled like a bastard. 7 and a half hours in A+E :\
that's all I can remember.
fuck sake m8, are you ok :)
Originally posted by SMELLULATER
fuck sake m8, are you ok :)
y'know. i do wonder sometimes......it's just me m8 :p
ROFL @ Snacker
age 6 put some green stuff on fire (christmas)
burns harder than i thought
hair on fire
age 8 playing with some friends in a forest
a friend picks up a large stick and points it at me
i ran right into it
the sticks sticks thru my chin (still have a scar)
age 9 tried to clean some stuff with a kercher (high pressure water) had my finger in front of it pushing some flesh away but leaving the skin fine
damn that burns
age 9 took a razor blade and tried shaving (\o/ @ age 9 :rolleyes: )
cut my ear
bloods gushes out for like 15mins be4 it stopped (tried everything to stop it)
age 11 tried to climb up on the kitchen sink and put my hand on the furnace, burnt my hand and fell backwards in the ground giving me a concussion
age 15 its vERY hot oustide, start mowing the loan, doing other things, havent eaten yet (entire day)
we go to a party, im wearing dark clothes
i drink one beer...
*BLAM* fell backwards on some iron plates laying on the ground, knocking me out for 5mins and giving me one hell of a bump on my head and a "contusion" (not broken... i just dunno the word :S) spine
Originally posted by BlackRider
tell us the injury?
Right here goes.
Working nights on the Aston Expressway (Birmingham)
Doing repairs to abbutment walls.
Was short of materials, i came down from the hoist to get materials, went to back of our truck.
Stood there for 5 seconds, BANG.
Some pissed up drugged up teenager lost control of his car, came through the lane closure and hit me from behind at 50 mph.
My truck didn't move, i bounced like a rag doll between the two vehicles.
Me ends up between the two vehicles on the floor.
I knew i had bad injury's due to the look on my workmates faces and the lads from the car.
Didnt want to look myself, as it would freak me out.
So, as it turns out my lower right leg below the knee was at right angles to my ankle, not the correct allignment, you dont need to be a doctoer to work that one out.
Anyway, ambulance arrives 10 minutes later, losing blood at an alarming rate due to severing my main artery in said leg.
Ambulance men reluctant to move me due to the serious nature of legs.
They phone for a quick response surgeon, who arrives 5 minutes later, looks me over and says"we cant wait any longer he's lost too much blood allready"
Off i went, woke up the following afternoon after spending 8 and a half hours in theatre.
They had managed to save my right leg, my left leg had a metal rod the full length of the bone, my right leg was mashed, with both tibia and fib in several pieces and a metal frame on the outside of my leg, metal pins and plates in my right ankle.
Gaping hole in right leg needed to be covered so they got my claf muscle and moved it round to the front of my leg, was fine for 2 days then the graft died, 6 more trips to theatre to clean things up (debribement).
Only way to save leg was to remove the lattisimus dorsi muscle from my back(the one that bodybuilders have that that looks like a pair of wings).
operation could take 10 hours.:(
Had this done felt like shit for days(only took 9 hours;) )
Anyway to cut a long story short:p , the operaton went well, i spent a total 3 months in hospital, 13 operations and im well pleased with the end result, not pretty to look at, but functional none the less.
If i can get a camera, i will post a pic of gammy leg:p
[KK]PotShot
10-10-2002, 12:44
Originally posted by Pedders
Had this done felt like shit for days(only took 9 hours;) )
Anyway to cut a long story short:p , the operaton went well, i spent a total 3 months in hospital, 13 operations and im well pleased with the end result, not pretty to look at, but functional none the less.
If i can get a camera, i will post a pic of gammy leg:p
But went on to make a fortune hosting Who wants to be a millionaire!
And please dont post a picture of your leg
Give them a laff let them see your face Chris!
I was in and out of hospital so much when I was a nipper, the social people come round my house and questioned my mum and dad as they thought I was being physically abused.
i.e. Knocked un-concious? several times in various different guises.
both wrists broken
burnt etc etc
last year my toe nail fell off. Its sick because underneath you toe nails there are muscles- not skin :bemused:
i also lost 8 teeth earlier this year :cry: my 'best mate' threw a bottle, and it hit me in the face.
SMELLULATER
10-10-2002, 16:13
Originally posted by Rob SAS
last year my toe nail fell off. Its sick because underneath you toe nails there are muscles- not skin :bemused:
i also lost 8 teeth earlier this year :cry: my 'best mate' threw a bottle, and it hit me in the face.
is that u in the av with no teeth:p
no that was Ian dowie, former irish international.
Originally posted by Dilko
Did you know that when you are struck by a car your shoes fly off!?!?!?!?!
Originally posted by snacker
age 11. bouncy castle. big kids all jump at same time in order to catapult me over castle wall, thus landing in field breaking my arm
Originally posted by n3m
age 9 took a razor blade and tried shaving (\o/ @ age 9 )
cut my ear
bloods gushes out for like 15mins be4 it stopped (tried everything to stop it)
I feel so guilty for LMAO :superlol: at this thread
i can't stop laughing :hammer:
worst injury i've had is pretty lame - just a head wound that bled for quite a bit -
at school
running outside to playground
clip side of my head on a metal bolt sticking out of the door
held head in pain
looked at hand
covered in blood
hospital
etc.
BlackLotus
10-10-2002, 16:46
Originally posted by Delta
Ok, hopefully this cuts out a lot of piss talk:
Camp fire
Wood burnig
Stolen wood
Wood covered in creosote
Molten pools of tar forming at the side of the fire
Me bare foot
3rd party dares me to jump camp fire
Me clears camp fire
Foot lands in pool of molten tar
Runing around with a hot foot
Me wonders why my foot wont bend around the ankle
See solidified black shit around my foot
Me rips it off in a drunken mess
Half of my foot skin comes off with it
Friends too scared to phone ambulance at nearest booth
Me runs out to the beach shore only 0.5 miles away (to cool down)
Raw flesh wound dipped in salt water
Me cries
Another 0.5 mile journey back
Seditative effect of alcohol not working
Me runs/hops to nearest phone booth 1 mile away
Me adds sand to the salt water infected wound
Ambulance arrives 1 hour later
With police car
Me in super-agony
Me put in ambulance
And questioned about stolen wood
Friends had stolen wood from garden fences - illegal theft
Me says "FUCK YOU I DONT CARE WHERE THE WOOD CAME FROM, TAKE ME TO HOSPITAL YOU CUNTSSSSS"
Me taken to the nearest hospital: a 15 mile journey in an ambulance driven by a fuckin madman
10 weeks later is when my foot can be walked on.
All true.
I can send you pics of my scar ridden foot for proof/erotiscism if you like...
[edit: spelling}
Delta owns you motherfuckers!
Snacker = dumb fuck.
heh no need to feel guilty Camo Dog.
this one had me in fits!!
Originally posted by Dilko
Did you know that when you are struck by a car your shoes fly off!?!?!?!?!
Originally posted by BlackLotus
Snacker = dumb fuck.
LOL this is true, I cannot deny this :D
BlackLotus
10-10-2002, 16:51
You prolly gonna die trying to light yourself a cigarrete.
:\
i hope you don't smoke..
actually I do smoke.... I once spent 10 minutes trying to light a cigarette that for some reason just wouldn't light up....it was a bit dark.........so I finally got under a street lamp and realised I had it round the wrong way :\
was my last one too :(
WarBastard
10-10-2002, 17:07
I accidently de-gloved my scrotum in a freak wood turning accident :( :eek:
SMELLULATER
10-10-2002, 17:08
Originally posted by WarBastard
I accidently de-gloved my scrotum in a freak wood turning accident :( :eek:
do you look like a turtle without a shell
WarBastard
10-10-2002, 17:15
do you look like a turtle without a shell
:) hehe - more like my upper legs are having a game of conkers.
Last June had a head on collision on my bike with a car.......impact speed around 70-80mph.
Fecked my back, neck & knee, but didn't break a thing (I wears body armour and back protector). Never known pain like it and it hurt like f**k for weeks, but had a few shots of morphine in hospital from some pretty little nurse :D
As of now I'm left with a clicky neck (not really a big problem, just annoying) and a slightly weakened left knee (due to torn ligament).............
........but TODAY I feel great as I've just got my Personal Injury settlement cheque in zee post :bounce6: :bounce4: :bounce2: :bounce5: :bounce3: :bounce1:
Now, which gfx card suitable for an XP1500+ 512MB system should I go for :confused:
dragon2kool
10-10-2002, 20:14
Ahh!
for some reason this thread is fascinating! ;)
um my worst has to be having my face chewed off by a dog... literally.
bout 9 years old
At my uncles funeral
grandma's evil lil doggy sittin on the couch next to me
i bend over to look it in the face (just bein frendly)
the lil bastard jumps up, his upper canines went in just under my eyes (lucky!) and scrape, well rip is more accurate, down to my mout so i have 2 huge gashes either side of my nose and sratches all the way down it.
and the lil bugers bottom canined went into my lip on the inside (i kissed a dog!:eek: ) and subsequently my lip was torn off.
lots of surgery and a nasty scar, which thankfully isnt that bad not ( i have a good surgeon to thank for that)
but u know the worst bit, there i am, with my lip LITERALLY dangling from my face, and my grandma scared of what my mum will say, didnt take me to the hospital beacase 'she was a nurse', it turned out she was a fuckin chiropractor (massages feet!!!!)
my dad came back from the shop and went fuckin ballistic!
off to hospital and all better!
and no... she didnt put the dog down.
TheXatom
10-10-2002, 20:52
Pain.
was doing a bit of downhill mountain biking with camo^dog. :)
went a bit to fast on the last stage . ran wide on the last corner . bike came out from underneith me . smacked my head on a wooden fence but i was wearing a helmet (safety first kids) . i ended up breaking my wrist (luckily it was my left wrist ;)) , i think i got KO'ed for a few seconds and i was sick :(
i was in A&E for about 6 fucking hours. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
oh and when i was wee i shoved a berry up my nose and Over Dosed on sanatogen :thumbs: . went to hospital for both
Kid Chameleon
11-10-2002, 01:35
Playing on some swings when i was about 7
lost my grip and fell off backwards
cracked my head on the concrete
had major headaches for about a week afterwards
went to hospital for check up
found out i had a build up of fluid on the brain
1 week away from dying
had surgery on me head
the end
Originally posted by Delta
I can send you pics of my scar ridden foot for proof/erotiscism if you like...
I expect them to be posted by tommorrow
Originally posted by Tony Montana
my head once fell off
lol sorry i just cracked up when i read that
rofl :p :p
BlackRider
11-10-2002, 02:20
Originally posted by Snacker
age 11. bouncy castle. big kids all jump at same time in order to catapult me over castle wall, thus landing in field breaking my arm :(
age 14. playing "off ground touch" at school, me jumps onto wall with 6ft drop on other side, stacks it and lands headfirst onto concrete, man that hurt. explains a lot tho....:rolleyes:
age 15. camping in woods. brother (****) whacks me on the head with a fish slice, big gash lots of blood. (probably lost a few brain cells that day too...)
age 17. tried to get out of mates car whilst he's still doing 15-20mph (stoned :rolleyes: ) . he hits the brakes, rear wheel skids ON MY FOOT, rips my shoe apart and procedes to burn into my foot, thus revealing bone inside - nice. shock made me laugh histerically for about 20 seconds until it hit home. on crutches for
a few weeks :(
1 month ago. tried to split 2 frozen burgers in half with a v sharp knife (haha) stabbed myself in the hand and was v luck not to damage any tendons etc. damn that fuckin hurt too and bled like a bastard. 7 and a half hours in A+E
*CRRRRIIINNNNNGGGGEEE**
btw A&E? Guessing this is the UK version of the ER?
Originally posted by BlackRider
btw A&E? Guessing this is the UK version of the ER?
yep. accident and emergency. but you have to walk/crawl in with at least a limb missing otherwise you're not a "priority" rating and end up waiting 7.5 hours like I did!! :mad:
Originally posted by ^SpOOk^
Over Dosed on sanatogen :thumbs: .
:superlol: LMFAO :superlol:
I remember that!
Originally posted by ^SpOOk^
was doing a bit of downhill mountain biking with camo^dog. :)
went a bit to fast on the last stage . ran wide on the last corner . bike came out from underneith me . smacked my head on a wooden fence but i was wearing a helmet (safety first kids) . i ended up breaking my wrist (luckily it was my left wrist ;)) , i think i got KO'ed for a few seconds and i was sick :(
massive dent in your crash helmet afterwards - you would've been totally screwed if you werern't wearing it.
we haven't been downhill biking since :(
so, what ya doin this weekend? :)
After reading all your posts. I see that my finger accident Is no big deal. :)
The only prob I have nowdays, Is handeling a 170 deg. Celc glue gun.. I go by Mr. Tatoo at work :D :D :D
TheXatom
11-10-2002, 17:57
MEDIC !
To help put out a forest-fire helicopters sometimes scoop large containers of water out of lakes and oceans to dump on the blazes.
During one such occasion a man enjoying a bit of scuba-diving was accidently scooped up and dropped into the burning trees.
I was in and out of hospital so much when I was a nipper, the social people come round my house and questioned my mum and dad as they thought I was being physically abused.
Same thing happened to my parents. 1 example, recieved one of those crawl through tunnels for christmas, i went through one way, my dad through the other. We hit somewhere in the middle knocking me unconcious. Tidy way to spend christmas day me-thinks :rolleyes:
Originally posted by Camo Dog
so, what ya doin this weekend? :)
it's a date
EvilNeileeeee
12-10-2002, 18:44
6 years old, running and fell over on a polished wooden floor, table leg cuts my ear all along the back, 3 stitches.
7 11 stitches down my groin after falling out a tree while playing
8 years old, get run over and dent both wings, bonnet and roof of car while crossing the road with my heamophiliac mate.
9 years old Snapped my hamstring, that really hurts
10 years old tested front brakes on bicycle, 3 stitches in my chin.
15 years old, fractured my collarbone in 3 places on the last day before summer holidays =/
17 years old 3 stitches in the back of my head after having a lump removed.
22 years old Broke a rib playing footy
27 years old 5 stitches in my finger while cutting a hosepipe witha penknife while hungover
But without doubt my hero award goes to my mate who on my 21st birthday ran through a fountain in Sheffield and while jumping out of the fountain got his feet caught in the surrounding fence and got pulled face first into the pavement.
Being the lad that he was, the nearby ambulance stopped his broken nose bleeding, and on we went to the night club, in the morning he woke up to find that his arms were very sore and on a visit to casualty he had fractured both forearms and yet still managed another 4 hours vodka abuse. He had his arms in casts for a few weeks after, and to this day we still don't know how he managed to wipe his arse.
:)
james_bro
12-10-2002, 21:22
I've entertained you all with this before but hey here ya go
work
playing the mat game, where you pile 3/4 large crash mats (safety landing modules) up, run like a loon at them then jump and skid off with 1 mat on to the floor (a fine game). JB runs and proclaims "im the daddy" or similar, runs, goes to jump, only for the "im the daddy" statement to be proved wrong as my right ankel collapses with a sickening crack, i land face first on the mats and look at my ankle at right angles to the rest of my leg. I scream out in pain and take the shoe off. Ankle swells to a big size and goes strange colours. Goes to hospital, waits 5 mins and is told to be on crutches for 2 or more weeks. Was going to see mrs JB in about a week, 2 days into visit thinks "right bollox to crutches". A few days later visits local doctor who looks at the painful ankle, it could just be me, but it still doesnt look quite right now, and that was two months ago.
I've been hurting this ankle for years and its only a matter of time before CRACK "oh bollox"
When i was 16, i got drunk and fell over face first into the corner of a coffee table and smashed my two front teeth out.
Also when i was 16, i rode a shopping trolley down a very steep incline. When i got to the half way mark, the road changed from smooth cobbles to a set of rough celtic cross cobbles, thus catching the wheels and high speed and ctapulting me out and down the rest of the hill. Totally fucked my knee.
AxeWound
13-10-2002, 02:45
ok heres mine from the start
@ 6 : ran into metal railings cut under eye needed stitches
@ 7 : Fell out of tree.. luckily just grazzed my chest on the sharp just been cut off stump ..
@ 10 : Broke collar bone in playground romp (see thread)
@ 14 : Fell out of tree backwards onto concrete pillar.. Winded the fuck out a me..
@16 : Drunk.. Very .. Thought I was swimming .. dove of a garden wall on to the road cut head arms very drunk.. OMG !!11 stomach pump ..
@17 : Racing bikes downhill.. Sharp corner .. Wrong brake .. head hit kerb...
@ 18 : Passed out for 2 hrs when passed a "yellow" joint (Heroin) (Dont do Drugs)
@ 18 : M8 run over foot.. Dont worry didnt spill beer :D
@ 22 : Nearly OD'd on a rather nice cocktail of drugs n drink .. (dont do drugs)
Up until now ive been pretty safe.. :eek:
Originally posted by Herman
ok heres mine from the start
@ 6 : ran into metal railings cut under eye needed stitches
@ 7 : Fell out of tree.. luckily just grazzed my chest on the sharp just been cut off stump ..
@ 10 : Broke collar bone in playground romp (see thread)
@ 14 : Fell out of tree backwards onto concrete pillar.. Winded the fuck out a me..
@16 : Drunk.. Very .. Thought I was swimming .. dove of a garden wall on to the road cut head arms very drunk.. OMG !!11 stomach pump ..
@17 : Racing bikes downhill.. Sharp corner .. Wrong brake .. head hit kerb...
@ 18 : Passed out for 2 hrs when passed a "yellow" joint (Heroin) (Dont do Drugs)
@ 18 : M8 run over foot.. Dont worry didnt spill beer :D
@ 22 : Nearly OD'd on a rather nice cocktail of drugs n drink .. (dont do drugs)
Up until now ive been pretty safe.. :eek:
and the moral of the story is: "drugs are baaad, mmmkayeee??!!!11 :D
Never broken any bones.....but!
Story:
Night shift
Got to move a jig
Tell apprentice"Don't push until I say so"
Apprentice pushes to soon
Corner of metal plate digs into forefinger just below nail
Catches under fingernail Rips finger nail off from the bottom of the nail, up towards tip of finger
Me=speechless with pain
Apprentice runs off like a bat out of hell
Me goes to hospital
Doctor looks at it and say "Fuck Me!" (really!)
I say "What,serious?"
Doctor says "No, but it looks fucking painful" (really) but the guys probably working for 2 weeks solid without any sleep.
Finger throbs like a bastard for about 6 weeks
Fingernail now has never been right since,grows with a split down the middle.
Oh and I had kidney stones a few years back. Hospital put a tube up me uterus (hole in yer dick) using a 4 mm stainless rod. Doped up but the thought of it made me eyes water for months, still does!
Originally posted by CoDa
Oh and I had kidney stones a few years back. Hospital put a tube up me uterus (hole in yer dick) using a 4 mm stainless rod. Doped up but the thought of it made me eyes water for months, still does!
/me cringes (along with the rest of the male population)
Pappadee
13-10-2002, 18:16
Got shot in the face, an inch below my right eye with a high velocity sprung loaded .22 air rifle.
Had to spend 3 days in hospital, so as no scare would be left on my face, the surgeon had to go in through my mouth above my teeth, cut a opening in my gum remove a small oamount of bone and remove the pointed .22 pellet from the cavity behind yr cheekbone.
NOT NICE.!:bigcry:
Got run over about 18months ago and had - broken pelvis and broken left wrist and I also had to have surgery to my left eye (using skin from behind my ear) to cover up the 1inch square bit of flesh above my eye that was missing...
(probable stuck in the shattered windscreen in his car)
VanCleef
10-07-2003, 16:31
Originally posted by n3m
age 6 put some green stuff on fire (christmas)
burns harder than i thought
hair on fire
lol
Originally posted by SnAcKeR
more injuries plz
Hey It's my thread!
Get off - im done with pain
NiHiLiSt
11-07-2003, 01:58
ok ....
When I was real young I was jumping on parents bed, fell and hit chin on coffee table. Was my bros bday party and I didnt want to get in trouble so I sat at bottom of stairs with chin resting in hands. Neighbor comes over, says whats wrong, pulls my hands away and she screams cause they are full of blood. Sad thing is i did this twice!! 17 stitches and a nice scar in total.
In 3rd grade slipped on ice and broke middle finger, evil teacher wouldnt let me go to nurse, when I got home finger looked like a hotdog
Was chasing brother through house when he slammed door on my toe. Second toe was one big blood blister. After a few days grandmother makes mom take me to hospital. Doc lookes at it and says "thats gotta come off" and proceeds to stick a needle under my nail and rip it off...no numbing no nothing. Mom had to hold me down so i didnt kill him.
Playing tennis in 9th grade and roll over ankle pretty bad. Didnt have a license to drive so decided to limp around and keep playing. Turns out I broke the ankle when I rolled it then proceeded to tear the ligaments and tendons resulting in surgery. Ive been on crutches 7 times for ankle injuries. My friend actually said "jump on it it will feel better". I still bring this up 11 years later.
Also in 9th grade woke up in AM with bad pains in abdomen. Thought my dog kicked me in nutz while i was sleeping and decided to go to school. on way there pain came back bad so went to nurse to go home and see sign on door she wont be in till after first class. Sat in class completely white and in pain. Go home, go to doctors office, some lady sees me and says "thats a sick little boy!", doc rushes me to hospital where i sit in hallway in a bed for 3 hours. Puked from the pain. Doc was calling my mom over to sign for apendectomy when I have to piss bad. Piss has blood in it, doc does more tests and ultrasound. Big kidney stone!! Passed the stone in the doc's office a week later.
Finally was riding motorcycle at night after a little drinking. Looked back to see where friend was and when i looked back road was turning sharp right. Tried to slow down and locked up tire. FLew over handle bars and into a horse pasture (and tons of poison ivy). Woke up next morning after laying in bed shivering from the roadrash, walked upstairs and promptly passed out right on my dads sunday paper while he was reading it. Had road rash with poison ivy in it!!! Had to outrun cops on said bike to avoid a DWI.
Thats it.....for now
Sharpshot
11-07-2003, 02:14
made a bomb with gun powder in a medicine bottle that blew up in my face that left me blind in my right eye and took most skin off my face :|
Took a 7.62mm in the chest in Nam.
Pappadee
11-07-2003, 10:16
then u is dead........
Erm Nihilist, the thread is titled "worst injury", not "total injuries to date".
Originally posted by Sharpshot
made a bomb with gun powder in a medicine bottle that blew up in my face that left me blind in my right eye and took most skin off my face :|
:eek:
Was on my bike, i had to go somewhere very fast and was going mainly downhill, lots of traffic so on pavement very very wet day i might add and as i was going down i watched this car reverse out of it's driveway slowly, so i use my brakes which didn't have any affect in the rain so i tried jamming my foot on the tyre to stop it. That didn't work either and before i knew it i hit the side real hard going over the handlebars + over the car and using my arms to land. Only managed to brake 1 arm, left a nastle dent in the nice mans car ://
Drunk, fell out my window trying to get my mates shoe off the ledge falling like 15 feet to break yet another arm and i also split my head open after falling off my bike and hitting it off the edge of the kerb \o/
When I was 12 it was dark and I ran into a metal bar at cheast height, done a 360 and landed on my head and needed 5 stitches and was concust.
The Doctor said I should hopefully make a full recovery.
2 weeks ago I bought one of those new Gillete Mach 3 TURBO's and wanted to test it to see if it was any sharper than the non TURBO Mach 3's, what better way to test it than to shave my nutz, which went well until I sneezed and sheared my left nut off:(
Maybe I did not fully recover after my head injury?
Please try and seperate RL from you and your gf's sick S&M fantasies Gilly.
Originally posted by Gilly
2 weeks ago I bought one of those new Gillete Mach 3 TURBO's and wanted to test it to see if it was any sharper than the non TURBO Mach 3's, what better way to test it than to shave my nutz, which went well until I sneezed and sheared my left nut off:(
Maybe I did not fully recover after my head injury?
OUCH!!!!!
Rogue-Tr00pa
11-07-2003, 15:32
Got a couple of nasty injuries at the moment.
Went out for a run on Tuesday and while going down hill on a gravel track, my ankle turned over leaving me with a fracture and ligament damage.
I also went down on the other knee and tore a lump of flesh out as thick as a piece of steak, this was flapping around and both my running shoes were drenched in blood.
Who said exercise is good for you?
Worst possible timing, got a five day old baby and should be off work on paternity leave, the wife is less than impressed as I cant help her out and work also have the raving hump as I have been signed off for a month !
I think that my worst injury is yet to come when the wife decides what to do with me.
Originally posted by Delta
Please try and seperate RL from you and your gf's sick S&M fantasies Gilly.
Don't knock it till you've tried it;)
Sgt Stedanko
11-07-2003, 16:28
Was only a few hours old, doctor removed foreskin with only local anesthetic!
Mines still the bestest :p
http://www.pedds1.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/leg.jpg
you were hungry enough to nibble on your own leg!!??
Worts injury for me is either ripping all me ligiaments in me back whilst playing footy, or smashing my head against the corner of a table when i was 3.
SMELLULATER
11-07-2003, 17:09
Originally posted by Sgt Stedanko
Was only a few hours old, doctor removed foreskin with only local anesthetic!
Holy Shit, is your AV a pic of you while he is doing this to you:eek:
Sgt Stedanko
11-07-2003, 17:30
Originally posted by SMELLULATER
Holy Shit, is your AV a pic of you while he is doing this to you:eek:
LOL!
Could be I suppose!
Not sure what Stacy Keach was doing in that pic!
NiHiLiSt
11-07-2003, 19:00
Originally posted by Delta
Erm Nihilist, the thread is titled "worst injury", not "total injuries to date".
UHHH sorry. They are just all so special to me I cant pick a favorite
Originally posted by Rogue-Tr00pa
Worst possible timing, got a five day old baby and should be off work on paternity leave,
Congrats dude :thumbs:
Originally posted by Bambi
Congrats dude :thumbs: stfu cock sucker :middlefinger:
Rogue-Tr00pa
13-07-2003, 18:41
Cheers Bambi,
Whats that ^ all about?
Originally posted by Pappadee
then u is dead........
No the gooks caught me and decapitated me but were kind enuff to put my head back on with super glue. They even let me out of my cage while the glue set.
Originally posted by Damage
No the gooks caught me and decapitated me... Would you post 'niggers' here? Both are racially slanderous and unecessary.
Pitchfork
14-07-2003, 13:54
Unfortunately all of these injuries are nothing next to this:
http://in.news.yahoo.com/030624/43/25eim.html
You have all been owned by this poor little sod :o
Twisted my knee and ended up having my knee cap removed.
Originally posted by Pitchfork
Unfortunately all of these injuries are nothing next to this:
http://in.news.yahoo.com/030624/43/25eim.html
You have all been owned by this poor little sod :o That article is an excerpt from a book by JR Hartley - Fly Pishing.
Originally posted by BlackLotus
Delta owns you motherfuckers!
Snacker = dumb fuck.
:fluffle:
Rage-Cage
16-03-2004, 11:11
I used to be in a clan with a guy for a game called black & white. This guy used to be an olympic level spring board diver in the USA, he went to dive one time, only seeing at the last minute that there was someone beneath him, in his attempt not to land on the person below he twisted mid-air, causing him to land awkwardly breaking his neck.
The doctors told him he would die, but he did not, he fought through and is still alive today. Although he was left paralysed from the neck down.
To go from the very peak of health and fitness, to such a dissability i'm sure would drive most people insane, but this guy is one of the n icest blokes you could hope to meet on the net. He went on to start his own charity to help others in the same position as him, to live more full and happy lives.
Does he play B&W with a headstick?
erm....
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
SnAcKeR - if I see you post:
STFU
1 more time.. my head is going to explode in a red mist from all the suffering of your banality :(
Rage-Cage
18-03-2004, 11:50
Originally posted by Deltard
Does he play B&W with a headstick?
Yes, he was actually prety damn good considering he couldnt do alot of the things we could :)
SMELLULATER
18-03-2004, 17:52
:cool:
Originally posted by Steveo
SnAcKeR - if I see you post:
STFU
1 more time.. my head is going to explode in a red mist from all the suffering of your banality :(
i hardly ever post STFU
so STFU
Blackadd3r
19-03-2004, 02:05
I circumsised myself on my bike :/
it hurt :'<
Originally posted by SnAcKeR
i hardly ever post STFU
so STFU
:fluffle:
On meh old bmx peddling down a bumpy path as fast as I could, another bike pulled out of the woods. I hit the front wheel flew about 10 feet in the air straight into the side of a steel bridge. Averted flying over the bridge to my death by about 10 inch.
I ended up loosing 8 teeth had a broken nose and a broken jaw, had a very sore and bruised neck and 18 stiches in meh mouth.
Plus had to have my two front teeth pushed back up inside my mouth, docs/dentists said they would die by the time I was 18 but they are still going stong \o/
When I got carried into the kitchen by friends my sister saw me covered in blood and ran off screaming (thanks sis :()
Got taken to hospital, they couldnt help so I got transfered to another hospital about 15 miles away.
Came home a few days later and sister ran off screaming again cos she said I looked like a monkey as my face was all bruised and swollen :)
Couldnt eat solid foods for 2 month :/
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