To Vasili Gorchev
Director of Foreign Affairs
Republic of Karshkovia
Encrypted Message to Karshkovia
We have received your message and have prepared to wire the money to your nation. Seeing as to how no one else wished to claim the money, exactly $1,000,000,000,000 will be wired for your use. We hope that your military succeeds against Doublewideville, and we sincerely thank you for the caviare. The Commissar, Alexei Aleksandrovich Stuyonovich, has enjoyed the caviare, and the caviare has livened up the lavish party he threw the other day at the Vladistov Kremlin. We wish you the best in your country and your affairs.
Regards,
Grigor Aleksandrovich Stuyonovich
Civilian Management
Minister of Foreign Affairs