Most memorable quotes of all time.

[Knootoss]

((Various irrelevant comments and lols from me filtered out.))
[21:46] <Agwene> Yes, but kidnapping the Grand Duke of Saxmere would just make the problem worse.
[21:48] <Agwene> Besides, dealing with this doesn't use up any of the kinds of resources useful for dealing with Saxmere
[21:48] * Knoot was thinking of an unpleasant fire in the palace hosting the government in exile
[21:48] <Agwene> Only so many of your well known enemies can die accidentally before it becomes unconvincing
[21:49] <Knoot> I feel I have not yet reached that point. :P Besides, fires happen. And Purins died a natural death. Everyone knows this.
[21:49] <Knoot> )
[21:49] <Agwene> Maybe not quite yet. But you're getting there.
[21:50] <Agwene> "In shocking news today, all clergy and union leaders in Sovereign States died in a series of accidental fires."
[21:50] <Agwene> "Lady Galadriel nos Cirdan, Prime Minister of Knootoss, was asked for comment."
[21:51] <Knoot> Well... there could be a tragic accident with leaking gaslines in an anti-Order/pro-secession meeting that kills them all at once.
[21:51] <Agwene> *Galadriel stands in front of one of the buildings. One can see her rapidly put a gas can and a torch behind her back.
[21:52] <Agwene> "Well, I think this is just a horrific tragedy. The sympathy of the Knootian government is with the families of all the poor victims." She then turns to shoot a man trying to flee the fire.
[21:52] <Agwene> "Well, there you have it. Knootoss is compassionate in the face of this tragedy, despite past tensions."

[Frisbeeteria]

[22:02] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Tsaraine
[22:02] <Katganistan> Tsar!
[22:02] * Katganistan hugs
[22:02] <Tsaraine> Kat!
[22:02] * Tsaraine hugs back.
[22:03] * Tsaraine has chocolate! Black Forest, so goooood ...
[22:03] <[hack][in_briefly]> ARGH
[22:03] <Tsaraine> Hmm?
[22:03] <[hack][in_briefly]> We were doing tree-related puns before you came in...
[22:04] * Frisbeeteria ROFLs
[22:04] <Tsaraine> Oh.
[22:04] <Frisbeeteria> AND chocolate in there somehow
[22:04] <Frisbeeteria> double dipped that one
[22:05] <[hack][in_briefly]> Oh, fudge. Now you've got him going again.
[22:05] <Frisbeeteria> I'm thinking it must be Hot Fudge Sunday
[22:05] <Katganistan> We're not gonna candy coat it -- you got us started again.
[22:06] <Frisbeeteria> C'mon Hack - you're not going to drop it, are you? Butterfingers.
[22:06] * [hack][in_briefly] Snickers.
[22:07] <Katganistan> LOL, we're like the Three Musketeers of punning.
[22:07] <[hack][in_briefly]> Saw that one coming all the way from 5th Avenue.
[22:07] <Frisbeeteria> Oh, Henry - ain't it the truth
[22:07] <Katganistan> Bet 100 Grand you didn't.
[22:08] <Frisbeeteria> Tsar, join the party. We're having mounds of fun
[22:08] <Katganistan> Was at the Mets game today -- but somehow they couldn't Skor.
[22:09] <Frisbeeteria> do the Mets have a replacement for old dear Baby Ruth yet?
[22:09] <Katganistan> Not yet, while we are mourning the passing of his M&Ms, the Pope.
[22:09] <[hack][in_briefly]> ...
[22:09] <Tsaraine> I don't know all these references, I'm afraid ...
[22:10] <[hack][in_briefly]> That one takes the Kit, Kat.
[22:10] <Katganistan> (American lollies, I'm afraid)
[22:10] <Katganistan> LOL!
[22:10] <Frisbeeteria> it's ball game stuff, New York style. Get yer Red Hots, that sorta thing
[22:10] <[hack][in_briefly]> You could always ask Mike & Ike for some help.
[22:10] <Katganistan> That was just Crackerjack, Fris.
[22:11] <Katganistan> These puns are Good & Plenty.
[22:11] <Frisbeeteria> nah, they're mostly Whoppers
[22:11] <[hack][in_briefly]> Seriously though, I gotta head out.
[22:11] <Katganistan> You are, as Hamlet would say, the nonpareil.
[22:12] <Frisbeeteria> but Hack has always riesen to the occasion
[22:12] <Katganistan> See ya Now & Later
[22:12] <[hack][in_briefly]> Mmm... nothing like a Sno-capped mountain
[22:12] * [hack][in_briefly] coughs, "Once you start, you can't stop!"
[22:12] <Katganistan> Werther or not he believes it.
[22:12] <Frisbeeteria> cya later, sugar babies
[22:12] * Quits: [hack][in_briefly] (Quit: AAAAH! THE PUN-ISHMENT!)
[22:13] <Frisbeeteria> good old pop-rocks culture evading our young friend again. Sorry, Tsar.
[22:14] <Tsaraine> Heh. Lots of culture evades me.
[22:14] <Katganistan> For my wedding, I am learning to dance ballroom style from the famous chinese dancer, Charleston Chew.
[22:15] <Frisbeeteria> damn, Kat - that one was as much a stretch as salt water taffy
[22:15] <Katganistan> Dots all I could think of.
[22:16] <Frisbeeteria> it was a gobstopper, I'll give you that
[22:16] <Katganistan> It was worth some Chuckles.
[22:16] <Frisbeeteria> I think we should stop being air heads, and get some forum reading in
[22:17] <Frisbeeteria> Tsar will think we're a pair of Nerds
[22:18] <Katganistan> Nah, just some Runts.
[22:18] <Frisbeeteria> maybe you, but I'm no Slopoke Runt
[22:19] * Katganistan gives Fris Hugs and Kisses
[22:19] <Frisbeeteria> thanks doll - you're a life saver
[22:20] <Katganistan> Don't be such a Sour Patch, kid
[22:20] <Frisbeeteria> me sour? I'm bubblicious!
[22:21] <Frisbeeteria> I've even been accused of being dubble bubbley
[22:21] <Katganistan> We should stop... I think the rest of them are readying the Bazooka, Joe.
[22:22] <Katganistan> ;)
[22:22] <Frisbeeteria> I give up. Time for me to get my homework done anyway. I've got Certs coming up.
[22:23] * Katganistan shakes hands with Fris before she goes totally Mentos.
[22:23] <Frisbeeteria> gotta be ready for payday, you know how it is
[22:24] * Katganistan Altoids further punning.
[22:24] <Frisbeeteria> Like I said, Tootsie, I gotta roll.
[22:24] * Frisbeeteria is now known as FrisIsAway
[22:24] <Katganistan> :-D
[22:25] <Tsaraine> * shakes his head *

[Tarlachia]

LMAO!! I love that whole pun post! Best submission on here yet!

[The Most Glorious Hack]

Oddly enough, he didn't post the tree-puns... Don't mind the fact that Fris' logs and my logs are (somehow) two hours apart...

[20:44] <Cogitation> Someone please remember to save a copy of the #channel and #themodcave logs; I'm going to want then E-mailed to me later.
[20:44] <Cogitation> *...them E-mailed....
[20:45] <Cogitation> Good Night.
[20:45] <Katganistan> gnight
[20:45] * [hack][in_briefly] can barely manage to read #channel when I'm in the channel, let alone the logs for when I'm not here.
[20:45] * Frisbeeteria keeps logs
[20:46] * [hack][in_briefly] prefers twigs.
[20:46] * Parts: Cogitation (Client exiting)
[20:46] * Frisbeeteria has branched out a bit since joining the mod squad
[20:46] * Katganistan loves chocolate
[20:47] <[hack][in_briefly]> Keep that up and I'll have to leaf.
[20:47] <Frisbeeteria> ewww, chocolate logs
[20:47] <[hack][in_briefly]> BAD MENTAL IMAGE
[20:47] <Frisbeeteria> <[hack][in_briefly]> Keep that up and I'll have to leaf. < gotta say, I expected acorny answer on that one
[20:48] <[hack][in_briefly]> Well, I have to be true to my roots.
[20:48] <Frisbeeteria> ehh, your bark is worse than your bite
[20:48] <Katganistan> Man, when I thought I was the only punster in here, I was barking up the wrong tree.
[20:49] <Frisbeeteria> I don't always come up with winners, but I maypull my load from time to time
[20:50] * Frisbeeteria pines for the days of pun battles extraordinaire
[20:50] <[hack][in_briefly]> That pun petrified my fingers.
[20:50] <Frisbeeteria> I could see that it wood
[20:52] <[hack][in_briefly]> I think that's enough, otherwise I'll cr-oak.
[20:52] <Frisbeeteria> I'll quit needling you then
[20:53] <Katganistan> Pine by me.
[20:54] <Frisbeeteria> Kat, if you re-use a previous one, it'll be your ash.
[20:54] <[hack][in_briefly]> Man... the players would be sorely disappointed if they saw this channel... "I was expecting moddy secrets! These guys are a bunch sappy weirdoes!"
[20:54] <Katganistan> Aw, hack.... birch, birch, birch.
[20:55] <[hack][in_briefly]> Just saying they'd be surprized if the saw what we got up too... yeesh! :P
[20:56] <[hack][in_briefly]> *they
[20:56] <Frisbeeteria> you can't just brush Hack off that easily, forest's his destiny to pun
[20:57] * [hack][in_briefly] is starting to actually look forward to leaving for work... Yew don't know how painful this is...
[20:57] * Frisbeeteria beams
[20:58] <Karma> dammit, hack! You blue it!
[20:58] <[hack][in_briefly]> meep!
[20:58] <Frisbeeteria> Fir sure
[20:59] <[hack][in_briefly]> Caught me red handed?
[20:59] * Joins: Tsaraine

[Tarlachia]

Upon the election of the new pope... (note: some comments were cut out, for irrelevance)

<Tarlachia> Panzer Pope!
<Tarlachia> PANZERPOPE
<Tarlachia>
<Marduk> He ist DER LUFTPOPE!
<Sensori> Rofllolzor.
* Karmabot sets mode: +l 52
<Rosata_Dexima_and_TIOR> XD
<NG> roflmmfao
<Sensori> It's the Panzerpope. IN A TOY PANZER!
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<Rosata_Dexima_and_TIOR> Der Panzerpopen ist im der Haus!
<GregorydelosSantos> ROFLMAO
<NG> Jesus. in a freaking tank.
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* Karmabot sets mode: +l 53
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* GregorydelosSantos shares Tarl's masterpiece with #NSG
* |Kaenei is now known as Kaenei
<Rosata_Dexima_and_TIOR> Now if you could make them fire...
<Tarlachia> that can be arranged...
<Rosata_Dexima_and_TIOR> Or make an army of Panzerkardinals following the Panzer Pope...
<Automagfreek> check this TIOR: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=413559
<Tarlachia> lol, I think I will
<Tarlachia> I'm really bored enough to do that
<Tarlachia> all right..I've got a confession to y'all...
<Tarlachia> I'm Roman Catholic XD
<Automagfreek> should make you laugh
<Sensori> :-O
<Sensori> HERETIC!111
* GregorydelosSantos likes how the Pope is in a tank..with one arm in the arm..
<Rosata_Dexima_and_TIOR> Yarr
<Rosata_Dexima_and_TIOR> The Suicidal Sentinals
<Tarlachia> nah, just someone with humor :P
<Goobergunch> It's actually Jesus's tank. It's a Vatican treasure.
<Sensori> :-D
<Tarlachia> it's the new Popemobiel
<Automagfreek> Sentinel Sappers to be exact
<Marduk> He served the Luftwaffe dang it.
<Sensori> Marduk, NO ONE CARES.
* Tarlachia reminds everyone he's Floridian...poor educashon
<Marduk> Damn you, you bastards!
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* Karmabot sets mode: +l 52

* Tarlachia chants the PanzerPope's new song "Hail The Coming Panzer Inquisition!"
* Karmabot sets mode: +l 52
<Rosata_Dexima_and_TIOR> HAIL THE COMING PANZER INQUSITION!
<Tarlachia> where's Carlos when you need him?
<Tarlachia> :P
<Tarlachia> his Nazi dance would fit in perfectly
<Sensori> Others can do it, too.
* Rosata_Dexima_and_TIOR pictures the Pope going to St. Peter's Balcony to the Imperial March.
<Tarlachia> it was to my understanding only he can.
<Goobergunch> NAZIDANCE Unknown command
<Tarlachia> heh
<Rosata_Dexima_and_TIOR> Wow
<Sensori> "Everything is going according to my design."

XD

[The Island of Rose]

I'm in this thread, I am important somehow!

[Robonic]

"We regret being alien bastards. We regret commin' to earth, and we most certainly regret the core just blowing up our raggedy ass fleet! OORAH!"
--Srg. Johnson
Halo 2

[Komokom]

See ? DEVIANT'S !

[13:10:42] * Katganistan hugs Tsar

And tonight on " Where Are They Now ? "

* Automagfreek counters Cyborg-Hitler with Panzer Pope!

It helps to link us to the test before you say it ...

<AustarUnion|Indigo> I am a bikini

And so he did :

* Doc_Evilonavich finds odd things happening in his pants

[Syskeyia]

From mIRC:

<Panto> Sukothai: well, they may be sola scriptura, but can you imagine the mass chaos that would break out if Reichskamphen citizens could actually read?

[Rejistania]

From #templeofKarela during the creation of a conlang:

00:21:05 < NG> agati = to frown, terei = to understand, yuzhu = to be thin, yoshu = to be fat
00:21:17 < Rejistania> we have to frowwn already
00:21:23 < NG> we do?
00:21:23 < NG> oops
00:21:37 < NG> agati = to be stupid

From #sport (XP is a abbreviation for experience in another online game, which was the topic):
23:16:26 <@commerceheights> "Wretched XP" <-- is that better than disastrous ME?
23:16:53 <@Bedistan> ME isn't good enough to be considered disastrous
23:17:15 <@Bedistan> but "non-existent" doesn't really apply, as much as we'd like it
23:17:17 <@commerceheights> well, non-existent ME doesn't work o_O
23:18:04 <@Bedistan> ME doesn't work, whether it exists or not :P
23:18:17 <@commerceheights> true

[Krytenia]

THE WONDERS OF WORLD CUP 22

TnUI, the AntiCanuck*™

Top Five excuses Hockey Canada will use.

Number 1: There was no ice on the pitch.
Number 2: It was too warm.
Number 3: They ran out of beer.
Number 4: It was moose hunting season.
Number 5: They weren't sure what it was all aboot, eh?

Attack Of The Fourth Wall!

JH: Really? It's been so long, I thought we'd joined the NHL or something...

NO: I miss the NHL.

JH: The NHL doesnt exist on here you fool, so we can't talk about it.

Any colour you like, as long as it's black. And yellow.

Before the game, a representative from the Audioslavian F.C. asked a Black Yellow representative what colours they would be playing in as their home strip. "Black and Yellow stripes" replied the Blackyellan. After being asked what the away kit was, he replied "Yellow and Black stripes". Audioslavia lined up in white.

Now this is just wrong.

As we're not playing on ice, the Hockey Canadians should be devoured like so much clubbed seal.

Now where did I put that Christian?

Note to readers in southern Bedistan and elsewhere in the world: we're referring to the Bedistan Lions here, not the Nedalia Lions or the EL CID THE HERO Lions. To make things even more confusing, we share a border with Nedalia, which can cause communication problems down south.

[Syskeyia]

From mIRC:

* Panto grumbles about Knoot and Syskeyia OMG AGREEING about something, and that thing being that Aurora doesn't deserve an attractive, loving husband
<Panto> he's so loving he loves lots of different women of course, but still

[Zvarinograd]

* PopeHope hugs Helen and pinches her bottom
*** Quit: Theallas (Excess Flood)

Drool.

[The Resi Corporation]

Weyr|FDK wonders what the hell Komo is creaming about
Weyr|FDK *screaming
Movodor_Alarin dear GOD, the freudian slip.

We aren't facing any sexual frustration here. Nope. None at all.

[Pael]

You have raised a false idol in pokemon to take worship from the Lord. If you don't stop and find Christ you will burn.

WTF? I don't pray to Pikachu or sacrifice cattle in the name of Charmander.

Thank you Jesussaves!