Phelps to picket Falwell's funeral

[Klakk]

But... but Falwell and Phelps are virtually identical. Falwell thinks contraception is evil and abortion isn't even acceptable in rape cases and he opposed the civil rights movement. What does Phelps have against him, they're both medieval-thinking fascists.

[Kryozerkia]

You heard it here first. Unfortunately links to Phelps' site are banned so you'll have to look for yourselves if you want a source.

I don't know whether to laugh because this is so damn funny or cry because thit is the stupidest thing I've ever heard...

Either way....WTF... seriously.

[Deus Malum]

Well, you wouldn't be the first Calvinist to do things to help an oppressed group. I'm thinking of one in particular here, not Calvinists as a group.

I feel like I should know what you're talking about...but I don't.

[The Nazz]

Okay, so it doesn't really apply, but I like it all the same.

[Mirkana]

I hope you guys limit yourselves to real people, because if you start getting anime/paintings/etc. you're going to get in trouble. I don't mean with the law, I mean with your brain repressing it's entire memory to block just a few images.

Oh, you just gave me an even eviler idea:

Hack their website so that when you try to log on, it redirects you to 4chan.

And I like the idea of photoshopping in members of Phelps' family. If we pull it off, the WBC will die from intercine struggle.

[Maineiacs]

You know when Phelps dies, he and Falwell are going to be roomates in Hell.

[Soviet Haaregrad]

I sure hope someday Fred Phelps protests my funeral. Nothing says you've finally made it like Fred Phelps and co waving signs that say FAG SEX at your wake.

[Derscon]

I sure hope someday Fred Phelps protests my funeral. Nothing says you've finally made it like Fred Phelps and co waving signs that say FAG SEX at your wake.

I want to do something horrendous and cause him to protest my existance. I will then stage my own death and funeral, so when he comes to protest, I will pop out and shout a glamourous "FUCK YOU!", throw him in the coffin, and bury it.

[Mirkana]

I want to do something horrendous and cause him to protest my existance. I will then stage my own death and funeral, so when he comes to protest, I will pop out and shout a glamourous "FUCK YOU!", throw him in the coffin, and bury it.

You win this thread.

[Demented Hamsters]

Woah, Falwell died? Jeezus, I stay off NS for a few days to play my Wii and this happens...

your 'wii' huh?
Is that the name you've given it?
don't go blind now, y'hear?

[Utracia]

Ah, Fred Phelps. Just about the only subject on which every NSer will give a resounding "Fuck You" towards.

[Zarakon]

Ah, Fred Phelps. Just about the only subject on which every NSer will give a resounding "Fuck You" towards.

I don't know, there's probably a couple of 'em around.

[Soviestan]

Oh the irony. it burns.

[Mirkana]

We need to keep this thread going, so eventually someone who actually supports Phelps shows up - and we have a grand time ripping him to shreds.

[King Arthur the Great]

I actually think it's a pretty good argument for divine intervention: the powers that be have given us a perfect example of what evil looks like so we can recognize it later.

Yes, but I wonder, are there mirrors in Phelps's church? I'd bet money that he can't find himself in them.

*Shouts to the squires. Holy Water, Crucfixes, enchanted weaponry, silver projectiles, garlic, wild roses, and wooden stakes are assembled.*