Straughn no longer a genetic dead end

[Gravlen]

It's a sign of the end times!


Mmmm... End times


CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR SPAWN!

[JuNii]

Congrats!

[Anti-Social Darwinism]

Congratulations.

[Hammurab]

Hammurab bred?

God help us.

I never lived inside Straughn. You're thinking of Jhahannam, who was an indepedent entity for only 11 days before realizing that without Straughn's usurped wit, he had no talent. He died of self-inflicted pellet gun wound...well, wounds, actually. It took 453 of them before he finally died of pellet related copper poisoning.

Straughn...I bow. You are much man, Hondo!

Begin Serious Mode:

May I hope to be taken seriously when I say, you have always been a positive part of this forum, and if you are similar in real life, your children are blessed by having an example like you for a father.

End Serious Mode.

Just don't get them circumcised, it turns them into Jews.

[Poliwanacraca]

I never lived inside Straughn.

So who do you live inside?

[Ifreann]

I object to allowing those delicious babies to become attached to their parents, and vice versa. Now it's just going to be cruel when we eat them.

[Hammurab]

So who do you live inside?

You know...I've just realized that "Poliwanacraca" is, when rendered in Arabic, an anagram for "Bom-chica-wohw-waaaow", the famous "sexy riff" that was born in the 70's and will live forever.

Your licentious comment, coupled with the fact that you purportedly dress in an egregiously sultry manner, suggests to me that you are, in fact...

A Naughty Elemental!

Note that in this case, Naughty is not solely a descriptive modifier, but a proper noun referring to the elemental power of Naughtiness (not to be confused with the term "element" as used in the periodic table, wherein Naughtiness is an as yet undiscovered and deliciously unstable lanthanide. Remember, crazy in the head, crazy in the bed!)

Well, Poliwanacracaandtaexcitcha, my fundamentalist christian beliefs do not permit me to entertain your entertaining innuendo. Also, innuendo might be a Jewish word, and is thus bad...it might also be spanish, kind of sounds spanish, but I'm told there are lots of Spanish Jews, so, there you have it.

You enticed me. Now I have to sit funny.

Bitch.

[Hammurab]

I object to allowing those delicious babies to become attached to their parents, and vice versa. Now it's just going to be cruel when we eat them.

Nature is cruel, sometimes, Iffy...like when a scorpion stings the frog, or the wolf fells the stag, or when Straughn is up at 3:00 am trying to develop a sorting algorithm for whether dealing with 0.60 liters of puke is prioritized over handling 8.9 kg of baby shit (yes, I know thats a ridiculous amount, I know the metric system, I also know babies).

(Cue backup orchestra for Elton John at the Coliseum in Vegas, most members of which are a bit high from going over to Saphire and snorting powdered meth off a strippers ass-cleft, which Straughn could not attend because he's a Daddy)

Its the Ciiiiircle of Liiiiiiiiiiife.......

[Poliwanacraca]

You know...I've just realized that "Poliwanacraca" is, when rendered in Arabic, an anagram for "Bom-chica-wohw-waaaow", the famous "sexy riff" that was born in the 70's and will live forever.

Your licentious comment, coupled with the fact that you purportedly dress in an egregiously sultry manner, suggests to me that you are, in fact...

A Naughty Elemental!

Note that in this case, Naughty is not solely a descriptive modifier, but a proper noun referring to the elemental power of Naughtiness (not to be confused with the term "element" as used in the periodic table, wherein Naughtiness is an as yet undiscovered and deliciously unstable lanthanide. Remember, crazy in the head, crazy in the bed!)

Well, Poliwanacracaandtaexcitcha, my fundamentalist christian beliefs do not permit me to entertain your entertaining innuendo. Also, innuendo might be a Jewish word, and is thus bad...it might also be spanish, kind of sounds spanish, but I'm told there are lots of Spanish Jews, so, there you have it.

You enticed me. Now I have to sit funny.

Bitch.

....I wish there was a way for me to put this entire post in my sig.

[Hydesland]

....I wish there was a way for me to put this entire post in my sig.

It's called a hyperlink (and they wonder why gurlz shouldn't be on the interwebs).

[Ashmoria]

It's called a hyperlink (and they wonder why gurlz shouldn't be on the interwebs).

no one clicks on hyperlinks

boyz!

[Poliwanacraca]

It's called a hyperlink (and they wonder why gurlz shouldn't be on the interwebs).

I wish there was a way to put that entire post in my sig such that people would actually read it.

[Hydesland]

no one clicks on hyperlinks

boyz!

I wish there was a way to put that entire post in my sig such that people would actually read it.

True, true. Maybe you could try really small text.

[Hammurab]

....I wish there was a way for me to put this entire post in my sig.

I frequently have a problem with ladies being unable to find room for my enormous offerings in their small endings.

Okay, that's not true, I have a small penis...but my friends in the White Power movement say its a prereq anyway.

[Hammurab]

Maybe we should get Straughn a gift certificate for Diaper Depot or Babies R Us or Shit Geyser Corks and More...

My first is due next month, and my wife told me we have to buy "pee pee tee pees". I thought she was jerking me, but she was serious.

Its a little paper cone you put on their little infant wang so that when they cut loose with wizz whilst you're changing them, you don't get the warm acrid expression of their love on your shirt when you're due to argue a moot court case in front of an off-duty appelate court judge who finds the fact that your nipples are visible to be completely unjustifiable by the fact that there is urine on your shirt.