Your anime harem

[NERVUN]

*Not sure we've ever done this, but what the hey*

As anyone who has ever watched anime knows, there's a certain genre in it lovingly referred to as harem anime where a young man (usually of the, ah, not-so-interesting-to-girls type) somehow manages to get into a situation where everything with two X chromosomes within a mile radius suddenly becomes absolutely infatuated with him. Usually of course said guy cannot, or will not, choose one girl for various reasons and, as the ancient sages say, much hilarity results.

So let's say that due to some freakish warp of space and time involving too many posts on NSG, tacos, and Myrth, you find yourself in such a situation, so whom would you want in your harem and why (Oh, and ladies, feel free to create your own male harem of boy toys for your amusement).

As for me:

Sailor Mercury Pros: Smart, kind, short sailor fuku , and wants to be a doctor someday. Cons: Does actually have a temper, if you provoke it whoa boy, and always seems to be running off to save the world.


Ayanami Rei Pros: IT'S AYANAMI REI! Cons: It takes a while to see the personality there, not to mention there could be a slight problem with her sisters.


Enma Ai Pros: Smart, has a good sense of (understated) humor, plus there's that whole tragic past thing going for her. Cons: Well, if you piss her off she can literally send you to Hell.


Nene Romanova Pros: Smart, fun, and good with computers. Cons: Well, it would cost a lot to feed her and I pity the fool who breaks her heart given her friends, not to mention what she's likely to do to your bank account and any other computer records.


Skuld Pros: Smart, sassy (perhaps a bit bratty), and can build anything from anything. Cons: Has a sister complex. Worse, has Urd.


Washu Pros: The number one genius in the galaxy (Perhaps the universe), quite possibly has everything stashed in her lab somewhere, samples. Cons: Well, there's the age difference (Being 20,000-years-old vs my 30), samples.

[Heikoku 2]

Morrigan (Powerful. May, in some myths, feed on ya, though)

Belldandy (A GODDESS! A bit too soft sometimes)

Matsumoto Rangiku (Sexy. Gray eyes. A bit lazy.)

Ryoko (Sexy, powerful. A bit unstable, however.)

Sailor Pluto (Sexy, powerful. Able to mess with time and space. Cons, well, she can make sure you were never born.)

Ichihara Yuuko (Sexy, powerful, witch. Bit of an alcoholic though.)

[Xomic]

I'd rather have a harem of you know, real woman, then, you know, cartoons.

[NERVUN]

Morrigan (Powerful. May, in some myths, feed on ya, though)

Belldandy (A GODDESS! A bit too soft sometimes)

Matsumoto Rangiku (Sexy. Gray eyes. A bit lazy.)

Ryoko (Sexy, powerful. A bit unstable, however.)

Sailor Pluto (Sexy, powerful. Able to mess with time and space. Cons, well, she can make sure you were never born.)

Ichihara Yuuko (Sexy, powerful, witch. Bit of an alcoholic though.)

What, no pictures?

I'd rather have a harem of you know, real woman, then, you know, cartoons.

But you fell through a hole in time and space, so they WOULD be real women.

[Amor Pulchritudo]

I can be in harem?

[Heikoku 2]

I'd rather have a harem of you know, real woman, then, you know, cartoons.

Hush, the grown-ups (who watch cartoons) are talking!

[Xomic]

Hush, the grown-ups (who watch cartoons) are talking!

So does I, but like, real woman > anime woman, in you know, real life.

[Heikoku 2]

What, no pictures?

It's not pic spam if someone ASKS for it:

Morrigan:


Belldandy:



Matsumoto:



Ryoko:



Sailot Pluto:



Ichihara Yuuko:

[Heikoku 2]

So does I, but like, real woman > anime woman, in you know, real life.

I dunno. I would like a sexy woman under a Jessica Rabbitt effect anyday...

[NERVUN]

So does I, but like, real woman > anime woman, in you know, real life.

The problem being that where would we get a harem of women in RL? (Of course the next question for me would be how would I keep my wife from killing me if I did)

It's not pic spam if someone ASKS for it:

Much better, though Sailor Pluto seems to have decided NOT to be part of your harem as she's not showing up.

[Poliwanacraca]

Anime boys generally look kinda like freakishly deformed 10-year-olds, so I think I'll pass on the anime harem. Can I just have a real-life harem instead? If so, I'll take Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert. *daydreams*

[Heikoku 2]

the problem being that where would we get a harem of women in rl? (of course the next question for me would be how would i keep my wife from killing me if i did)

あなたの妻がこれを見れば、面倒になる...

[Heikoku 2]

Sailor Pluto seems to have decided NOT to be part of your harem as she's not showing up.

And done.

[ElJefe]

Lum (scantily clad, flies. Con: tendency to electrocute.)

Sailor Venus (smoking hot!)

Faye Valentine (yow! Con: will steal your assets and run off)

Imari Kurumi (likes it in the butt )

[Heikoku 2]

Imari Kurumi (likes it in the butt )

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too much information.