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[Stoklomolvi]

[OOC: Kudos to NP for his organisation style. I might hate him ICly but he's not too bad otherwise . Feel free to post comments, though I request that you do not quote the post you wish to refer to.]

Public riots for the use of Stoklomolvi as scapegoat
Recent battlecruiser incident claimed to have been caused by Stoklomolvi; people protest

Stoklomolvi Wire Service

VLADISTOV, STOKLOMOLVI - With the recent Akimonadi accusations of Stoklomolvi and Yanitarian involvment in the detonation of a battlecruiser, protests and riots against the Akimonadi have flared up in Vladistov, Stoklomolvi. Riot police have been stationed around the capital of Stoklomolvi, though no violence was reported until several rioters crossed the line and started spewing insults about the Silver Imperium and Akimonad. The riot police stepped in and started beating down the dissenters, and tear gas was sprayed into the crowd. Many of the protesters have expressed their anger and frustration through government-run channels, stating that Akimonad has no right to accuse Stoklomolvi over the detonation of their battlecruiser, an act likely staged in order to frame Stoklomolvi. More on this as the news feed arrives.

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URL: http://www.cdsws.gov.cds/articles/id105824/
© 2008 Stoklomolvi Wire Service

[Orbath]

Originally Posted by Stoklomolvi

[OOC: Kudos to NP for his organisation style. I might hate him ICly but he's not too bad otherwise . Feel free to post comments.]

Public riots for the use of Stoklomolvi as scapegoat
Recent battlecruiser incident claimed to have been caused by Stoklomolvi; people protest

Stoklomolvi Wire Service

VLADISTOV, STOKLOMOLVI - With the recent Akimonadi accusations of Stoklomolvi and Yanitarian involvment in the detonation of a battlecruiser, protests and riots against the Akimonadi have flared up in Vladistov, Stoklomolvi. Riot police have been stationed around the capital of Stoklomolvi, though no violence was reported until several rioters crossed the line and started spewing insults about the Silver Imperium and Akimonad. The riot police stepped in and started beating down the dissenters, and tear gas was sprayed into the crowd. Many of the protesters have expressed their anger and frustration through government-run channels, stating that Akimonad has no right to accuse Stoklomolvi over the detonation of their battlecruiser, an act likely staged in order to frame Stoklomolvi. More on this as the news feed arrives.

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URL: http://www.cdsws.gov.cds/articles/id105824/
© 2008 Stoklomolvi Wire Service

Orbathian Times

President Makes Statement Regarding Akimonad's Statement

With growing tensions between Akimonad, Stoklomolvi and Yanitaria over a controversial decision in Akimonad regarding Communism, the President issued this letter to the public.

''It is my belief that communism is not evil, despite what people think. It does not reflect my political ideals, nor most of those in this nation, however, together, with both Stoklomolvi and Yanitaria, we have managed to propel ourselves out of the bottomless pit that was isolationism and let ourselves shine on the world stage. Was it not for these two nations, we would be back to the stone age like we were those many years ago. I believe this recent incident regarding the battleship was either an error on the part of Akimonad or a deliberate false flag operation.''

It has been roughly a week since the controversial report and already it has caused chaos. Riots have erupted in several nations, protesting the actions of each others governments. Since riots have not yet occurred in Orbath, so we don't know the majority of the people's opinions, we asked on the street.

''Do you support or agree with what Akimonad states?''

68% Oppose
12% For
6% Unsure
4% Refused to Comment

[Stoklomolvi]

Rioting degrades to communist rally
Heavy rioting in Vladistov, Stoklomolvi has become an anti-capitalist rally

Stoklomolvi Wire Service

VLADISTOV, STOKLOMOLVI - What previously was a massive riot has degraded to become a rather violent communist rally, with citizens inspiring each other to take a stand against the Akimonadi threat of eliminating communism in Stoklomolvi. While the violence is used figuratively, with citizens spewing profane language against the Silver Imperium and Akimonad, no other violence has been reported. When one of the leading protesters was interviewed, he reportedly said, "I will rather die before Stoklomolvi becomes a capitalist asshat of a nation." Riot police were stationed around the protest site in case physical violence erupts.

Militiamen have risen up all around the countryside, though thousands have been told to go back to their homes. The Commissar reportedly said, "While the Akimonadi have had a reputation for hard bargaining and their, 'involvement' with the Far Echo Islands, they aren't going to be able to even get near annexing the whole of Stoklomolvi even if they do invade. That just won't happen." The Commissar reassured the populace at a public rally that the Stoklomolvi Military Police Force (SMPF) would always be there to protect them should an incident actually arise.

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URL: http://www.cdsws.gov.cds/articles/id106105/
© 2008 Stoklomolvi Wire Service

[The Beatus]

Beatusian Nightly News

"Hello, this is Biron Hilbrich," the news Anchor said. "Tensions run high tonight, our neighboring state, and close ally, Stoklomolvi denounced claims that it had anything to do with the Akimonad incident, as has been claimed by Akimonad. As you all know Akimonad is an evil nat...

(At which point a picture of people burning in a fiery cave being chased by a red man with horns appeared in the upper right corner of the screen, with the caption "Akimonad")

I mean capitalist nation,

(The picture changed to a dollar sign, caption remained the same)

and this is causing some grief with the citizens of Stoklomolvi, which is of course a Utopian...

(The Dollar sign changed to a picture of children frolicking in a picturesque green rolling meadow, caption changed to "Stoklomolvi" )

I mean Communist nation.

(The flag of the Stoklomolvi appeared on a flagpole behind the happy children, caption same)

But the message we all need to remember to night is that the people over in Akimonad are all lairs...

(Back to the fiery cave picture, caption back to "Akimonad")

I mean why can't we all just be as peaceful and kind as the people of Stoklomolvi...

(Back to Picturesqe meadows, caption back to "Stoklomolvi")

I mean, why can't we all just get along. And in other news, Vistage Lorana was seen with heartthrob, Joey Uditch...

(Picture changes to a grainy photo of two teens on a beach kissing)

[The Beatus]

Originally Posted by Stoklomolvi

[OOC: LOL! Man, that's just as awesome as the hobos.]

[OOC: I've been neglecting them, I've got to start that up again.)

[Stoklomolvi]

[OOC: LOL! Man, that's just as awesome as the hobos.]

[Yanitaria]

Originally Posted by Orbath

''It is my belief that communism is not evil, despite what people think.

Informal Reaction to the Orbathian Times By President Norheim:

"FINALLY! Somebody FINALLY says it! Good fricken grief, at least some people get it! I am buying a subscription to the Orbathian Times, and to the nation of Orbath, you can have the DPRs to all the artillery pieces listed in the Yanitarian Arms catalog for free! Thank you for restoring my faith in the world!"

OOC:Great news wire you got here Stok.

[Stoklomolvi]

[OOC: Thanks!]

Stoklomolvi home team loses in the CDLXXVII Badminton Champion!
Siberian Natives' "Siberian Coin" beats Stoklomolvi "Siberian Tiger" 915-914

Stoklomolvi Wire Service

KAMENNOGORSK, STOKLOMOLVI - In a massive badminton championship game, the "Siberian Tigers" lost for the first time in 96 years. The "Siberian Coins", so-called, were able to take advantage of one mere moment of disorganisation, and quickly capitalised on it and scored the last point of the two month long match. With artificial snow, the landscape was treacherous, for shuttlecocks were camouflaged amongst the fluffy hills and trees. More on this as the news feed comes in.

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URL: http://www.cdsws.gov.cds/articles/106829/
© 2008 Stoklomolvi Wire Service

[Nova Pictavia]

OOC: Grrr, theft!

[Stoklomolvi]

[OOC: Au contraire, mon ami. Quand je voyais l'article dans MSNBC, j'ai veut faire un journal.]

Un accident dans l'usine cause un scandale
L'explosion aux une usine chimiques causes proteste

Stoklomolvi Wire Service

NOUVELLE MOSKVA - An accident at a small town in rural Stoklomolvi, named New Moscow, caused protesting to occur when the chemical plant in the area exploded, sending tonnes of chemical waste into the atmosphere. Luckily, the factory was at the edge of the eastern-most border, and the winds just happened to be blowing easterly. The waste would likely go across the world and affect western European Atlantican nations, though it would likely take some time. At the same plant, one tank containing radioactive waste from a local fission reactor experiment exploded, spilling tonnes of waste conveniently into a boat whose moor broke off and drifted to the east. Radar tracked it to go north, where it went around a massive land formation and neared Nova Pictavia after the engines were fired by the AI for seemingly no reason.

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URL: http://www.cdsws.gov.cds/articles/110285/
© 2008 Stoklomolvi Wire Service

[OOC: Whoops, wrote in French xD.]

[Yanitaria]

Originally Posted by Stoklomolvi

Snip

Convinient, no? He can't very well shoot the boat or it will spill in his waters.

[Stoklomolvi]

Oil reserves discovered in eastern Stoklomolvi
Oil field discovered; government corporations move in to tap reserves

Stoklomolvi Wire Service

YAKTUSK, STOKLOMOLVI - Prospectors have recently discovered a massive oil reserve in Eastern Stoklomolvi. After previously discovering massive natural gas fields in Central Stoklomolvi, hopeful prospectors searched the entire country for petroleum. The two prospectors who discovered the new oil field, Vasiliy and Petrov, have turned over the find to the government, expecting a reward. And a reward they did receive! The government of Stoklomolvi was able to lower petrol prices from a sky-high average of Universal Standard Dollars ($) 4.2696 to a mere $1.8269. An estimated 7 trillion barrels of crude oil await to be tapped, and the prospectors, invigorated, have ventured Southern Stoklomolvi, hoping to find more petroleum.

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URL: http://www.cdsws.gov.cds/articles/110423/
© 2008 Stoklomolvi Wire Service

[Nova Pictavia]

OOC: With obvious reason, post ten is ignored.

[Nosorepazzau]

(OCC:Stok you know French that's awesome!I love French!)

[Anagonia]

OOC:

I demand those chemicals collide with my nation, so the idiots opposing war there may die.

*ahem*

I mean, so we can...oh whatever.